PonPonPon and Breaking Bad characters' new year resolutions! (with swearing inside!)

New Year's resolution !

First Character : Walter White alias Heisenberg from Breaking Bad

Second Character : Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Jesse : Hi Mister White ! What's up ?

Walter : Nothing Jessie, and you ?

Jesse : Like you, but it's the new year Mister White so happy new year !

Walter : Yes, I forget sorry... I'm to busy with the production of Meth'.

Jesse : Have you made New Years's resolution ?

Walter : I don't really think about it but I guess I need new hair so maybe one of my resolution will be to find a good wig.

Jesse : That's stupid, bitch !

Walter : Why ?

Jesse : Because you shaved your hair ! So you just have to wait sometimes and they will grow back,  bitch !

Walter : I don't have  time to wait. No matter I think it should be good if I could cure my cancer...

Jesse : You're always pessimist Mister White ! See the good side of life, bitch !

Walter : My next resolution will be to change you.

Jesse : What ?

Walter : You're always saying “Bitch”. It's annoying so I will ban bad words from your vocabulary.

Jesse : You can't do that, Bitch !

Walter : Of course I can.

Jesse : Pfff... Other resolutions ?

Walter : Yes, take care of my children.

Jesse : Walter junior and Holly ?

Walter : No, Malcom, Reese, Dewey and my twins.

Jesse : Wait... Have you taken drugs ?

Walter : You don't know Malcolm ?

Jesse : The series ?

Walter :Yes, I'm in two different realities where I have two different lives.

Jesse : Oh my god ! I can't believe it... Bitch !