Oi bunch of nobs, just to say that... I'm stone drunk.
YES, I stole a huge box of Chardonnay bottle in that crappy restaurant at the end of the street... Well... I feel so bad, like throwing up.
SEE HOW I SPENT MY NEW YEAR'S EVE!
I am a wasteman, spending my time watching trash TV and eating junk food. I feel so fat!
I can't even dress up anymore!
Oooch.... I think I'm in depression.
They told me it was because of all the drugs I was taking when I was in rehab.
THEY'RE PRICKS!!! THEY JUST DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH DRUGS! [which are bad for your health and shouldn't be taken! Mrs P.]
I'm thinking of going back to my planet, that's only because of humans that I'm like that!!!
Francine told me I was self centered and amoral....
But I know she is mean with me just because I disemboweled her cat last year (I had eaten a bag of cocaine, that was the only solution otherwise the drug traffickers I'm working with would have cut my balls).
I CAN'T STAND MY LIFE ANYMORE!
PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN WITH ME!
***character sobbing***
I will change, I will stop wasting my life...
THAT'S MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION !
Oh, I forgot: that was Roger the alien.
Thanks for your article. That was interesting but i hate Roger.. i 'm sorry Paperplane ! :)
ReplyDeleteGoodaa
The picture is from Paul !
ReplyDeleteAnd very nice article
PonPonPon
That's realistic (for Roger) and so funny !
ReplyDeletePrimrose
I like so much Roger, he is my favourite in this series.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I liked your article it was so realistic, you discribe Roger in a good way :p
your article is fun like Roger :p
ReplyDeleteit was a good idea to present many characters :) good job ;)
ReplyDeletewow this is parplane's article everybody clapped
ReplyDeleteby grecy