MJK and Shrek's resolutions...

Hi everybody ! 

It's Mickael.J-King and today, we are in february but I want to wish you : Happy New Year 2015.

I chose to speak about the good resolutions of the most famous of the ogres : SHREK !

For people who don't know him, Shrek is a green ogre with a big face, he's dirty, funny and a little bit vulgar. He's accompanied by princess Fiona and by a donkey which is called Donkey. 

That's why Shrek decided to take good resolutions for this new year, he's interviewed by a journalist and his wife Fiona watchs him in front of the TV, she isn't very convinced...

Shrek : "Firstly, I would be less vulgar and I wouldn't belch any more at table" 

Fiona : He'll never make it, he is in a bad mood if he doesn't belch after the meal

Shrek : "Secondly, I'm going to be more polished when I speak and avoid saying swearwords"

Fiona : Oh, he says anything, he offends Donkey every day ! He will not change that.

Shrek : "Afterwards, I'm going to wash myself once a week, it's promised"

Fiona : I hope he's going to make it because he stinks, it's horrible I assure you ! 

Shrek : "Maybe I'm going to decorate the swamp with the help of Fiona"

Fiona : What a hypocrite, he told me that he wanted to change nothing two days ago

Shrek : "I shall try to cook, I would eat no more earthworms"

Fiona : It's really a liar, he adores earthworms but on the other hand for the cooking I'm annoyed ! 

Shrek : "I would not be grumbling any more, I would be smiling and joyful"

Fiona : Oh no, it's what makes its charm but why not, I doubt this resolution ! 

Shrek : "I shall stop frightening the people and I would be nicer"

Fiona : It's a good idea because everybody believes that he is a real monster, he is adorable but he has his difficult character, it's like that ! 

Shrek : "I shall make no more mud bath because Fiona doesn't like that"

Fiona : Yes, I hate his mud bath, it's very dirty and he puts it everywhere

Shrek : "Then, I shall stop annoying Donkey because he cannot take it any more !"

Fiona : It's his friend, it's funny, I like it, that makes me laugh ! 

Shrek : "Moreover, I think that I'm going to take Fiona in a journey to the..."

Donkey arrives abruptly : Oh Fiona, switch off the TV !! This journey is a surprise ! 

Fiona : Ok Ok, I hope that Shrek is going to apply these good resolutions.

Thank's for reading ! 

Mickael.J-King