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Homer Simpson's 2015 resolutions

 Hello ladies and gentlemens , this is Kent Brockman on Springfield Breaking News. Today is the 1^st January 2015 and we are doing a special report on the Simpson's family new year resolutions.

Yet it is 2015, and everybody's thinking about his new resolutions for the upcoming new year . 

Our dear unforgettable friend Homer Simpson does not break the rule as he is a person with bad habits , Homer has to change many things in his daily life. Because this year won't be like the others.

Homer  wants to keep his "good resolutions" to become a "better family guy" said his wife Marge Simpson.

His first resolution is of course to deal with his addiction to every type of junk food. 

According to Marge, Homer cannot eat Donuts, Pork ribs and every fat food that Homer loves anymore.

Kent Brockman-"Homer do you have something to say ? Is..is that a sandwich made of donuts between pork ribs that you are eating ?"

Homer Simpson-"What ? Ah yes , this is my sandwich dude do not even dare to look at it , not even once"

Kent Brockman-"But and what about your new year's resolutions Homer ?"

-Homer Simpson-"My what?"

-Marge Simpson-"Homer!! I said no junk food"

-Homer Simpson-"THOOO!"

We carried on the interview with the young Bart Simpson , very well known scamp of Springfield town.
Bart is often accused of being a disruptive child . 
According to his mother Marge Simpson Bart has decided to become choirboy of Spingfield Church and to not show his ass in public anymore. 
According to the Headteatcher Skinner "This is a trap , Bart Simpson is trying  to fool me again. This boy can't change"
 

Kent Brockman-"So we are with the young Bart Simpson. Bart what do you think of your new resolutions for 2015?"

Bart Simpson-"Yes I think this is good for everydoby that I decided to become a nice boy."

Kent Brockman-"Yes that's good Bart , can you show us some proofs that you are now a nice boy."

Bart Simpson-"Yes of course , do you like moonrises ?"

Kent Brockman-"I like the moon yes.. but"

Bart Simpson-"HERE IT IS"

Kent Brockman-" Well I should've anticipated that.. Seems like the Simpsons are a common family who do not respect their good resolutions for the new year. 

It was Kent Brockman on Springfield breaking news. Good afternoon".