Sunday, 6 April 2014
Friday, 4 April 2014
Game! Game! Game!
Explain what this means in the comments!
The first correct comment gets a marvellous (!) prize!
Thursday, 3 April 2014
Wednesday, 2 April 2014
Daffy Duck, the dog and the Chinese woman
I was on a bench in front of the Alps with Lapso, my dear and sweet dog.
A Young chinese woman sat next to me.
- Hi there, how are you?
- Fine, thanks. What about you?
- Oh God, I'm so cold!
- I think that's the mountains climate, you only wear a simple scarf with a light coat... You must be cold, indeed!
-Okay... So, what a pretty cool dog, what kind is he?
- A husky, ces, he's pretty cool and he obeys a lot.
- So cute... How old is he?
- Eight years old today, it's his birthday.
- That's why you are here?
- Nope, just because I don't know what to do, so I sit here with him. And what about you?
- I don't have a boyfriend, so...
- Uh, well.
- You know, there's a party tonight, would you like to go with me?
- Well... absolutely not. Sorry, I dislike.
-You dislike me ?
- Nope, I dislike parties.
- So you like me.
- I didn't say it.
- Well, do you like me ?
- A little bit.
- As much as your dog ?
- Are you kiddin'me ?
- I'm just joking, don't worry. I've got a deal. If you go with me tonight, I'll try to make your dog be allowed to walk in the public grounds.
- How can you do this ?
- Do what ?
- Move your ears when you speak.
- That's my secret.
- I was ironical girl, I don't give any shit about your ears, how can you allow my dog to walk everywhere ?
- I'm the snow village mayor daughter.
- Really ?
- Pehaps you would like to see my identity card or I don't know what else ?
- I.D. card is enough?
- What's wrong with you ? Hold it, this is my card, do not laugh because of the picture.
- (Laughin') Okay, I trust you, see you tonight boring girl, at the pub.
I stood up and left the place with my dog; to be able to let him go everywhere made me happy, and it was a great birthday gift for my dear wolf. That was the beginning of a great friendship as well with the boring girl.
DaffyDuck
A Young chinese woman sat next to me.
- Hi there, how are you?
- Fine, thanks. What about you?
- Oh God, I'm so cold!
- I think that's the mountains climate, you only wear a simple scarf with a light coat... You must be cold, indeed!
-Okay... So, what a pretty cool dog, what kind is he?
- A husky, ces, he's pretty cool and he obeys a lot.
- So cute... How old is he?
- Eight years old today, it's his birthday.
- That's why you are here?
- Nope, just because I don't know what to do, so I sit here with him. And what about you?
- I don't have a boyfriend, so...
- Uh, well.
- You know, there's a party tonight, would you like to go with me?
- Well... absolutely not. Sorry, I dislike.
-You dislike me ?
- Nope, I dislike parties.
- So you like me.
- I didn't say it.
- Well, do you like me ?
- A little bit.
- As much as your dog ?
- Are you kiddin'me ?
- I'm just joking, don't worry. I've got a deal. If you go with me tonight, I'll try to make your dog be allowed to walk in the public grounds.
- How can you do this ?
- Do what ?
- Move your ears when you speak.
- That's my secret.
- I was ironical girl, I don't give any shit about your ears, how can you allow my dog to walk everywhere ?
- I'm the snow village mayor daughter.
- Really ?
- Pehaps you would like to see my identity card or I don't know what else ?
- I.D. card is enough?
- What's wrong with you ? Hold it, this is my card, do not laugh because of the picture.
- (Laughin') Okay, I trust you, see you tonight boring girl, at the pub.
I stood up and left the place with my dog; to be able to let him go everywhere made me happy, and it was a great birthday gift for my dear wolf. That was the beginning of a great friendship as well with the boring girl.
DaffyDuck
Tuesday, 1 April 2014
April Fool's Day!
Of course the blog is still going on!!!!
More about April Fools' day (from Wikipedia):
April Fools' Day (sometimes called All Fools' Day) is celebrated on 1 April every year. It is not a national holiday, but is widely recognized and celebrated in various countries as a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other called April fools.
In the UK, an April fool joke is revealed by shouting "April fool!" at the recipient, who becomes the "April fool". A study in the 1950s, by folklorists Iona and Peter Opie, found that in the UK, and in countries whose traditions derived from the UK, the joking ceased at midday. A person playing a joke after midday is the "April fool" themselves.
However, this practice has lapsed in more recent years. This excludes Australia because most Australians are accepting when pranks are pulled after midday.
In Scotland, April Fools' Day is traditionally called Hunt-the-Gowk Day ("gowk" is Scots for a cuckoo or a foolish person), although this name has fallen into disuse. The traditional prank is to ask someone to deliver a sealed message requesting help of some sort. In fact, the message reads "Dinna laugh, dinna smile. Hunt the gowk another mile". The recipient, upon reading it, will explain he can only help if he first contacts another person, and sends the victim to this person with an identical message, with the same result.
Yesterday's article was the last article on the blog...
It is too time consuming (especially for the teacher) and pupils complain all the time about the blog so this is goodbye and good luck!
Mrs P.
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