Saturday, 28 March 2015

Game! Game! Game!



If you explain ONE of these puns , you win one of Mrs P.'s wonderful presents.

THIS TIME, THERE CAN BE SEVERAL WINNERS, AS THERE ARE 11 PUNS TO EXPLAIN!!!!

May the force of logic be with you!

41 comments:

  1. I'm bad for it ! =S
    Bamboo.

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  2. "these are tearable puns"
    tear = the paper is ripped
    tearable = terrible = puns are complicated

    I talk nonsense or ??

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    1. honey, dear... I explained that one in class!^^^^^^

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    2. really ? ^^ I don't remember !

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  3. "acupuncture is a jab well done"

    the pun is between jab and job ? because acupuncture is a job in which you have to jab people ?

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  4. "santa's helpers are subordinate clauses"

    there is a pun between santa and clauses ? because Santa Claus

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    1. You're almost there... ok, I'll say you win (again): they are subordinate (becaue they work for him) and of course clause/Klaus.

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    2. Thank you ! I knew it ! But I forgot write it ^^

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  5. "jumping off a paris bridge...in seine" - in scene...?

    Grapefruit---

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    1. Are you explaining anything???^^

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    2. MY answer is logical, he does the "spectacle" when he jumps, he is on scene and on Seine. I understood that ^^

      Grapefruit---

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    3. But you jump IN THE SEINE, therefore you are IN SEINE... do you get the pun?????

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  6. "when the clock is hungry... four seconds" It means that when you are waiting impatiently or just waiting,the time seems to go even slower.?

    Grapefruit---

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  7. " a bike.. two-tired" the bike it TOO TIRED...?

    Grapefruit---

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    1. You're not explaining....

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    2. The bike is falling because it is too tired, a bike can't stay stand up..

      Grapefruit---

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    3. But if you say that, you mean "tired" as in "exhausted"... and you miss the pun!

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  8. "the bridge... and a dress" an ADRESS..?

    Grapefruit---

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    1. An address is right but it's not a bridge, it'a a bride!!!

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  9. "your calendars...numbered" - Because every calendar has numbers and when I hear days are numbered I think that guy dosen't have long time to live..?

    Grapefruit---

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  10. "Break into song... the key" If you don't have a key to get into a place you can break in. He breaks out into song (starts singing I think) but he sings badly because he is OFF-J+KEY ("can't find the key")..?

    Grapefruit---

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  11. "Dislexic...inverse" - they inverse letters the lexdisic :p

    Grapefruit---

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  12. "bakers trade...basis" - On a NEED TO KNOW basis because “to knead” is to work with dough..?

    Grapefruit---

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  13. "The bride got a new name and a dress"
    When a woman get married, she has got a new name of course, her husband's, and she has a new dress, her wedding dress. Am I right ?

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    1. You missed the pun "and a dress" /a new name and "address"

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    2. Ahhh yes I didn't thought about it!

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  14. "once you've seen one shopping center you have seen the mall"

    I guess it's a play on word: the mall means 'shopping center' and we can understand 'them all' orally

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  15. Turning my head is too damn exhausting. This game is too hardcore for me so I must surrender
    Boldman

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    1. Surrendering without fighting... How brave!^^

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  16. "A dyslexic poet writes inverse"

    A poet writes IN VERSE. And a dyslexic poet could (maybe) write his verse reversed

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