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New Year’s Resolutions Fictional Characters Should Have Made

December 30, 2012

Clark Kent (Superman- Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster): 

Superman 

Buy more convincing disguise- minor difference in hairdo and specs aren’t quite cutting it anymore and besides, hipsters have ruined these glasses for me. Also, buy velcro shirts, they look easier to rip open- you would not believe how much of my time I spend sewing buttons back on.

Spectre (James Bond novels – Ian Fleming): 
Move HQ from hollowed out volcano, the health and safety implications are a nightmare.

Miss Havisham (Great Expectations – Charles Dickens): Consider a new look or at least get that wedding dress dry cleaned. 

Captain Haddock (Tintin – Hergé):  Join AA: one can only have so many whisky-fuelled near misses on the high seas.

haddock 

Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights – Emily Brontë): 
Sign up to that anger management course and really get to grips with my abandonment issues. Or perhaps just move, it is rather gloomy on these moors.

Frodo (Lord of the Rings – J.R.R Tolkien): 
Find a giant eagle in the first instance next time, rather than taking the long and perilous way there, only to get an ornithological shortcut home, or just never leave the Shire again. 

Pi (Life of Pi – Yann Martel): Transport dangerous animals by air-freight next time.  

 Paddington-Bear-Sandwich
Paddington Bear (His eponymous series – Michael Bond): Take it easy on the Marmalade sandwiches; the duffel coat’s getting rather snug. 




6 comments:

  1. ahah captain Haddock is always funny :p

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  2. Paddington Bear is so cute ^^
    -Carter-

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  3. I enjoy super man very funny.

    by grecy

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  4. I believe Paddington Bear is a film, it went out to the cinema there is few weeks ! Mickael.J-King

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  5. What Frodo just say is the question that every fan ask to Tolkien

    PonPonPon

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  6. I d'ont like superheroes I don't really know why but I prefer wizards ^^

    Paddington ! Don't forget the movie Mrs P ! ^^

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