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The Last article of the series: Shake and Bender's resolutions

Hello!

It's Shake and today I'm going to talk about the new year's resolutions of Bender, and everybody knows that he needs them!

First of all, in Futurama, Bender feeds himself with some alcohol, and he smokes a lot of cigars to be classy.

He loves money and he's perverse and selfish.

But since this year, he has decided to change all these faults and his friends will be surprised.

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Bender invited Fry to celebrate the New Year. He invited him to the restaurant.

Fry asked:

"Bender, what is happening? It's the first time you've ever invited me at the restaurant??"

"I know, but this year, I'm going to change! Look: I haven't smoked yet and I drank only one glass of alcohol whereas normally in one hour I don't count in glasses but in bottles. And it's not finished..."

"I think you're crazy man! In one night, you will not change, but it is true you 're different, already, with this restaurant invitation...."

"Now I will be classy without all of that, and you and the others will be happy, and surprised too..."

And don't forget the game, next Friday!

Cam and Bob and Patrick's resolutions

At the bottom of the sea, the good year and good resolutions are as valid.

Bob and Patrick discuss this:

- Hi Bob.

- Hello Patrick.

- Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year too.

-Then some good resolutions for this year 2015.

- Yes, well! I've decided to stop smoking!

- But you do not smoke, Patrick!

-Oh yes, you're right! Well, I've decided to stop drinking alcohol!

- But you don't drink either...

- Oh yes, it's true too! Then I expect to live on earth...

- But you can't Patrick, you are a sea thing!

- Oh yes, it's true too! Good! So I want to change color and become yellow. It's my 2015 challenge!

- You know Patrick, good resolutions are not for you... Your only good resolution is to not make...

- I HAVE A GOOD RESOLUTION!

- Oh yeah, what?

I'll eat vomit!

- Patrick, Patrick...

What about giving advice to the next generation of Extra English students?

There's a new game (a riddle) and no one is answering!!!!! It's an easy one... give it a try!

Doowap and the resolutions taken by Titeuf...

Today I would like to talk about Titeuf because he is a very funny character.

During my childhood I liked Titeuf because he is a bad boy for every child in France.

Titeuf was a symbol of stupidity.

Right now I would like to present his new year's resolutions for 2015:

- First for 2015, I'll cut my hair because I can't take it anymore! It was to long!

- Secondly, I must prepare a plan to kiss nadia because she's my first and only love.

- Moreover I must prepare a second plan to commit mischief!

- For my parents I would like to stop doing mischief and stop using bad words.

- Moreover, for my friends I would like to create a football team.

- For my grand father I would like to create an hearing aid.

- I have one sister and I'm horrible with her. I propose to find a solution to avoid that.

And it's over.
These resolutions are just for fun!