PonPonPon and Breaking Bad characters' new year resolutions! (with swearing inside!)

New Year's resolution !

First Character : Walter White alias Heisenberg from Breaking Bad

Second Character : Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Jesse : Hi Mister White ! What's up ?

Walter : Nothing Jessie, and you ?

Jesse : Like you, but it's the new year Mister White so happy new year !

Walter : Yes, I forget sorry... I'm to busy with the production of Meth'.

Jesse : Have you made New Years's resolution ?

Walter : I don't really think about it but I guess I need new hair so maybe one of my resolution will be to find a good wig.

Jesse : That's stupid, bitch !

Walter : Why ?

Jesse : Because you shaved your hair ! So you just have to wait sometimes and they will grow back,  bitch !

Walter : I don't have  time to wait. No matter I think it should be good if I could cure my cancer...

Jesse : You're always pessimist Mister White ! See the good side of life, bitch !

Walter : My next resolution will be to change you.

Jesse : What ?

Walter : You're always saying “Bitch”. It's annoying so I will ban bad words from your vocabulary.

Jesse : You can't do that, Bitch !

Walter : Of course I can.

Jesse : Pfff... Other resolutions ?

Walter : Yes, take care of my children.

Jesse : Walter junior and Holly ?

Walter : No, Malcom, Reese, Dewey and my twins.

Jesse : Wait... Have you taken drugs ?

Walter : You don't know Malcolm ?

Jesse : The series ?

Walter :Yes, I'm in two different realities where I have two different lives.

Jesse : Oh my god ! I can't believe it... Bitch !

An interesting new view on Sheldon's resolutions, by Oton-Tik...

It was a good year for the team with Leonard, Rajesh and Howard.  

We won many trophies that we were competing for.

 But sometimes, the community 's life could be difficult especially for a brilliant man like me...  

As for the rest, I must admit that I sometimes felt that you were trying  to open a debate which focuses on"me" and my "behaviour"... So... I want to stand in front of you boys today, I apologize for my behaviour and those remarks  perhaps a little bit offensive .

 Even if I think that's it is not my fault if no one can understand my nerdy and eccentric scientific jokes.

 I've forced  everyone to get in a routine and have nights for each activity, I'm sorry, this year if you want to do something else  you may not have 30 messages missed calls on your phones .

 And during the last year someone that I'll not mention the name, do not worry Leonard  ! Said that I am acting as if I were intellectually superior to everyone else, I don't think so. 

But, I will try to  not take people down because the respect in community is important and everyone knows how I can be maniac.

Moreover, all of you accused me to take seriously your words because I could not understand sarcasm. 

From that  day, me Sheldon, I swear on the Spock's head and the Luc Skywalker's head that I'll change my way to being. 

And you know how much I appreciate these films.

Honey and Sheldon Cooper's resolutions...

Hello human beings. I wish you a happy New Year ! I hope you enjoyed your end-of-year celebrations, and if not, I don't care .

So let's talk about me ! I will speak about my New year's resolutions.

I think I don't need any list of this kind, but my friend Leonard told me that it could be a good thing. For the first time, I will listen to him. It's like a test.

It could be a good think to try to make a list, as if I needed to change anything (ahahahahahah no). It could be funny so I'm trying.

So first, I think that perhaps I could stop to say 3 times in a row the name of the person when I knock on  the door. For me it's normal but Penny has  had enough.

 

Secondly, maybe I could share my seat on the sofa. I think it's usual to have this own seat but apparently it's not, for the average citizen.

Thirdly, maybe I could make an effort to show interest for my girlfriend Amy. But understand, I have to remind her that I am the scientist, I am the most intelligent. That's just a fact.

Next, It could be a good idea to stop my scientific jokes. I don't understand why everybody doesn't laugh ?! Maybe it's not funny for everybody… or they don't have the good brain.

Then, maybe I'm sometimes a little bit pig-headed. My friends say that. They're wrong. But I could pretend I'm not obstinate.

To finish, I'm a little bit excessive about sickness, bugs and contamination. Maybe I could TRY to change this habit. I don't swear I will manage it.

When I showed my resolutions to Howard he told me :  and the girls ? You forgot resolutions about women ! And  sex ? You forgot it too ! 

NO ! This disgusting and dirty act is not for me. And for the girls, I have Amy.

I think that's not bad in itself.

So I think I made a good work. I don't really understand how it could be useful for me, but like I am a smart, clever, nice, funny, hard-working and good man; I did it !

Have a good day !

Sheldon Cooper

Ayfas and the Little Prince's resolutions...

 "Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things all readymade at the shops. But there is no shop anywhere where one can buy friendship, and so men have no friends anymore. If you want a friend, tame me." 

Oh, This little blond-haired boy! Everyone, at least once in life, has read this little but great masterpiece. (if not, do it, now!!!) 

Everything begins in the Sahara, where an airman falls with his plane and meets a curious child who asks him to draw him a sheep.

 Little by little, the child starts talking about himself and reveals to be the prince of a distant planet, the asteroid B612, an unusual place where he used to live alone with a surly and vain rose that he looked after. 

The distance opened his eyes, he discovers the deep relationship and love between them. That’s why he needs a sheep that could eat all the branches of the baobab tree, who are growing up, so that none will die.. nor the rose, nor the planet. 

Before coming to earth, the little prince has wandered on several planets, encountering strange and absurd characters, but each one able to teach him something (don’t worry, I’ll spare you the details!) 

Once arrived on our planet, he’ll bump into a snake and a fox that will ask him to be tamed in the name of friendship. 

Among other thousand meetings and small adventures, a year passes and the little prince with the golden hair is preparing to return home, with the sheep and the trusty fox, to take care of his rose. 

This is what happens in the words of those pages.. with a perfect message for readers of all ages: TAKE CARE OF OTHERS. And this is my first resolution of this year. Yeah, I’ll take care of you guys. 

Grow up means becoming responsible but to achieve this level of awareness, we must travel, do research and talk to others. 

Well, TRAVELLING, is my second resolution of 2015. 

I want to travel hoping to find myself, exactly like A. Saint-Exupéry did in the Sahara.

 Me too, like him,  wanna find my pure, innocent and creative me, who

 silently vaporized within this pollutive society, years ago.

Then, here you are, my last resolution of the year: NOT TO LOSE HOPE. 

Probably it could sound “pathetic”, but I assure you, it’s not. 
I used to lose hope in people precisely in humanity but then something happened to me or to be precise to a dear friend of mine.
 Ehm.. this summer, during the last attack in Gaza my friend, in one day, lost his brother and his best friend. Ehm..he disappeared for 2 weeks, 2 f*****g weeks and I freaked out, omg, I thought he was dead too but then, thank God, he called me telling me “Safiya, it’s me, I can’t talk too much, I just want to tell you that I’m good, al hamdulillah (praise to God) and sorry, if I disappeared”.

 Over time, I realized that even if he was pissed off with “us”, the blind people, he didn’t lose hope in life, in God, in freedom and dignity. 

He didn’t fall down, contrary he became more stronger than before. 

And I was wondering: why? How could that? If my friend and the little prince didn’t lose hope in humanity, who I am to lose it? I don’t have the right to do it.

Teddy bear is really a cat! Sylvester's resolutions...

Today, I would like to talk to you about a cartoon named " Sylvester and Tweety ".

It was a cartoon which is a thing of my childhood that I can't forget.

Or Puddy Tat ( "Grosminet" in French) and Tweety.

At this moment, I'm not Teddy Bear anymore, My name is Sylvester, I think that a lot of you know me .

I have some remarks to say to you. 

Indeed, you know that my favourite pastime is to try to eat Tweety... I've never managed by the way...

I am a bit ridiculous, I know, but he is so appetising! I know that you all agree with me ;).

Anyway, I took some resolutions for this New Year 2015, Granny will be proud of me !

I've decided, I don't really know why, but I thing that it is a good resolution, to stop all my mission to eat Tweety, I think that he is too  intelligent for me...

Indeed, I was never able to touch him or even smell him...

The other resolution I took is to eat better at  dinner to stop trying to eat Tweety :D

I would like to be able to find all the problems during the missions that we do with Granny and I just would like to be able to hold all these resolutions for this new year !

Take care of you, see you soon in an other episode of my family and I, I know that Tweety and I, will be good friends.

Recommended by our English assistant, Devashree!

I must admit most of it is true!!!

Don't you agree?